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Posted - 2008.06.29 20:40:00 -
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Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Cute Kittens. That's why I'm writing this letter, to open minds instead of closing them. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Cute Kittens. If you want to clear up these muddied waters with some reality, then tell everyone you know the truth, that to believe that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly is to deceive ourselves.
Cute Kittens's threats are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I call a spade a spade, its invariant response is to rally for a cause that is completely void of moral, ethical, or legal validity. If one could get a Ph.D. in Trotskyism, Cute Kittens would be the first in line to have one. If I am doomed to live lower than dirt then Cute Kittens will obviously restructure the social, political, and economic relationships that exist throughout our entire society in the blink of an eye. Now, I'm going to be honest here. I would never take a job working for Cute Kittens. Given its craven wheelings and dealings, who would want to?
I can't understand why Cute Kittens has to be so repressive. Maybe a dybbuk has taken up residence inside Cute Kittens's head and is making it attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview. It's a bit more likely, however, that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must doubtlessly knock some sense into Cute Kittens. The first step in that process is to realize that if you've read this far then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. What a cunning coup on the part of Cute Kittens's faithfuls, who set out to convince impressionable young people that everything Cute Kittens says is totally and absolutely true and got as far as they did without anyone raising an eyebrow. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me build a sane and healthy society free of Cute Kittens's destructive influences, but also to educate others about what I've written. |